The Anonymous Monster

I am the anonymous monster. I am short and thin. I have short hair. My eyes are small and slanted. My nose is small and my mouth is big. I have two arms and four fingers. My body is small. I have got short legs and small feet.

A day in my life

I wake up at night and open the refrigerator. I eat what I find in it but I usually eat a hamburger. I like drinking granita. I sleep on the ground outside. I go to Monster school every Sunday. I tease the teacher and make trouble.